You Know You’re in Japan When….

japanese sumo tournaments

Japan is sort of its own special planet. Nowhere is this clean, people are never this nice, and nothing is quiet this perfect. Maybe it’s the lack of land-based neighbors or the 200+ years cut off from the outside world, but they definitely have their own way of doing things. From style, culture, cuisine, humor, and humility, you know you’re in Japan when…

– A three-hundred pound man with a high ponytail, who goes to work in a thong, can score a supermodel girlfriend.

– You can be the cleanest country in the world….with the fewest trash cans.

japanese dining for kids

 – A “high” chair is only eight inches off the ground.

japanese parks signs

 – Even someone who only knows one word of English, they still try to help.

Japanese toilet remote control

 – Your toilet’s remote control has more buttons than your TV’s. (Yes, we
said “remote control”, with seat warmers, music, multi-directional bidets, bum dryers, “powerful deodorant spray,” and auto seat lifter…to name a few that we could figure out.)

tokyos biggest fish market

 – You consume more fish in one month than you’ve had in the last 10 years.

vegetables for breakfast

 – Breakfast cereal, scrambled eggs and bagels are replaced with a of buffet of daikon, pickled radishes, leeks and miso soup.

geisha dinner session

 – You find yourself throwing back your 12th shot of sake in the company of geisha.

anime accessories

– Cartoons aren’t just for kids (FYI that is a mouse-pad to help prevent carpal tunnel)

dead bodies prohibited
Body bag luggage

– We don’t even know what to say about this “dead body” luggage restriction but we looked at our four-foot long duffle bags and laughed for a solid minute.

japanese quirks

 – Love for Pokemon is ever-present, even in the lunch-meat aisle.

ordering food by vending machine

 – The cashiers have been replaced with vending machines that take your order and your money.

changing shoes in Japan

– To get across the house, you’ll change shoes more times than Imelda Marcos. (Okay, not quite, but you will change from street-shoes to house-shoes to bathroom-shoes to house-shoes in a matter of minutes.)

traditional japanese dress

– A kimono and wooden shoes aren’t just kabuki costumes, they’re normal attire in the city subways.

Japanese trains run on time

– Trains run on such precision that you’ll never miss a connection, even with a three-minute layover.

japanese dining quirks

– One dish on the menu comes with 17 plates of accoutrements.

crosswalk signs around the world

– A teenage boy, on a bike, at 10pm in the evening…without a single car on the road in either direction, will not cross against the “Don’t Walk” traffic signal.

you know you're in japan when

-And by special request (Rashaad, this one is for you) . . . there are more vending machines per capita than anywhere in the world!

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